Learn Chinese in 5 minutes
Published 1 year, 5 months ago in My life.Not politically correct but just for laughs. I’ll post a couple and if it gets by the censors and nobody else objects I will post a few more. Or you can contribute your own. If anyone does object then I will remove the post. So, here we go, learn Chinese in 5 minutes.
Are you harbouring a fugitive……………… Hu Yu Hai Ding
See me ASAP……………………………………..Kum Hia Nao
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If a colourful gag is clever, then it still is a good gag.
These are good gags.
cheerio
shadowmaster
Thanks shadow, a few more…
Did you go to the beach?………………………Wai Yu So Tan
He is cleaning his automobile…………………Wa Shing Ka
I thought you were on a diet………………….Wai Yu Mun Ching
That is so Benny Hill… was he a racist too?
If you cant laugh at yourself, or your neighbour in fun…
cheerio
shadowmaster
I would laugh at hannahsgranpa but that would be cruel.
A few more:
It is very dark in here…………………………….Wao So Dim
Staying out of sight……………………………..Lei Ing Lo
And my personal favourite,
Our meeting is scheduled for next week……Wai Yu Kum Nao
Not sure if wetblanket’s comment is eponymous or not. In my opinion Benny Hill was a comic genius. Maybe xenophobic but if he was racist he was also sexist, heightist baldist etc. His sketches poked fun at the French, the Italians, the Germans, the Swiss, the Americans, the Irish, the Canadians (oh, and the Australians), bald people, small people and people who could not wear their caps straight. But all this was done in fun, he never referred to these people by the derogatory names so often bandied about.
My post is intended in the same vein.
It would be a very sad world if we could only make jokes about our own, race, creed colour and circumstances, for fear of offending anyone else.
Sadly, some people seem to desperately look for negatives, rather than laugh with and at the world.
Nothing nasty about your gags, and i can imagine some of my Asian friends lauging along with us as well
PS However, Coolbunny/wetblanket, et al are on record as
saying they wish to be deliberately confrontational,
stirring etc. Sadly, along with maturity, some things
just miss the mark.
cheerio
shadowmaster
I like ‘em all hannasgranpa, dont worry about the wet blankets of the world, the 1/2 empty crew will always be sniffing around the edges………some people want “a very sad world” in the meantime keep up the fun and ta for the chuckles
Here is a full list, excuse the language.
That’s not right - Sum Ting Wong
Are you harboring a fugitive? - Hu Yu Hai Ding
See me ASAP - Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man - Dum Fuk
Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan
I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni
I think you need a face lift - Chin Tu Fat
It’s very dark in here - Wai So Dim
I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching
This is a tow away zone - No Pah King
Our meeting is next week - Wai Yu Kum Nao
Staying out of sight - Lei Ying Lo
He’s cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor is offensive - Yu Stin Ki Pu
Great - Fa Kin Su Pa
racist!